Not only is he one of the ugliest athletes i've ever had to watch, he annoys me more than any other. Maybe it's his forced cries of jubilation on the court, the attention grabbing antics off the court (see his climb into the stands when he should be celebrating with his teammates, for one), or perhaps his eerie resemblance to Sloth from Goonies. Someone needs to tell this guy that no one likes him and to tone it down a notch. If a player is going to act like this moron, they had better take the team on their shoulders before they try to steal the show. Noah did the exact opposite in the finals, going 1 for 3 from the field with more fouls than rebounds. (3 and 4 respectively.) What's that? Noah is the emotional leader that took this team to two championships? I don't give a shit. If the kid would look around at who is playing with him he'd shut his mouth and start counting his lucky stars that he has a 6'9'' small forward with better quickness and slashing than college basketball has seen in a while. Of course i'm talking about Corey Brewer. Not to mention Humphries, who literally rips nets all game long, and Horford who is everything Noah wishes he was and will never be. Enjoy the height of your career Noah and just remember you have to look like Sloth the rest of your life.
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