Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Keyshawn released by the Panthers, hilarity ensues

If Keyshawn was getting anywhere near pulling his foot out of his mick jagger-sized mouth, he just stuck it so far back down its now coming out of his ass. As you'll see from the below clip, Keyshawn was a talking head at this year's NFL draft. After the Panthers drafted Dwayne Jarrett, Keyshawn grabbed the spotlight, proclaiming himself Jarrett's mentor and letting the viewing public know all the ways he's going to groom DJ to be just like himself. Less than a week later, the Panthers release Keyshawn in an effort to make sure he turns out to be nothing like Keyshawn.... head's up move Carolina. But hey don't worry Keyshawn, with email and AIM, it will be like you're right there at Panther's training camp with Dwayne, even if you are on your living room couch or in the press box announcing a big time I-AA matchup.

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