Part Four...

8:10 -- RS rejoins the group after a shopping excursion. Also, JC has joined the group. RS takes Collison for the second half, JC takes my boy Julian Wright. If Chalmers gets shut out again, I have to drink two full beers. If he doesn't score, I'm sending him a garbage bag full of shit.

8:13 -- JS questions the existence of Djibouti. I berate him for his foolishness before telling him that Djibouti does, in fact, exist. Silly JS.

8:19 -- Second half about to begin. CM: Colin Falls exudes excitement. Great word, great alliteration.

8:22 -- Chalmers gets blocked. Afflalo scores his 11th point.

8:23 -- CHALMERS SCORES!!!! No more chugging for this guy.

8:24 -- Afflalo hits another three, he now has 14. Rush has 11, Collison still has 7, Wright with four, and Chalmers finally joined the party with 2. Commercial numbers haven't changed.

8:25 -- The group as a whole is taking shots at Ty Willingham's coaching. Also, jabs are being thrown at Brady Quinn's Freshman/Sophomore year fade ball that was always a threat to kill a fan in the end zone. Good times.

8:27 --JC taking heat for wearing a headband AND a hat. CM: What were you thinking?

8:28 -- Two points for Wright. He then steals a pass and is fouled. Goes to the line (he's terrible from the line).

8:30 -- HD taking heat for his class participation. And...we have an AT&T COMMERCIAL! I'VE TAKEN THE LEAD. Also, JC took Holiday Inn with Dwayne Robertson from Mighty Ducks as the rodeo guy. RS took the Lowe's commercial I hate with a passion.

8:31 -- Back to the game with Wright at the line. This should be good. Misses the first BADLY. I've never seen him hit a foul shot. Misses the second. CM: Oh, you Buffoon!

8:33 -- CM: The only player on UCLA I like is Afflalo because he reminds me of yours truly. HD: Because he misses a lot of shots?

8:34 -- I am taking heat for calling UCLA a boring team. If I had a dollar every time this was mentioned, I wouldn't be reading this block.

8:35 -- Afflalo scores again and JS misses another call. Truly amazing. He's wasted about a beers worth of drinking. In other news, Rush and Collison are scoreless this half.

8:37 -- As I'm typing that last statement, Rush drains a three. 14 points. Out of bounds on UCLA. CM: Thats the way to make a call...EMPHATICALLY!!

8:38 -- More inappropriate comments by the group. The beer is starting to set in. Gotta love it.

8:41 -- The Jim Nantz commercial again. God he creeps me out.

8:44 -- Rush scores again. Ties Afflalo for the lead with 16 points. But then Afflalo drains a three to retake the league. And then another three. 22 points.

8:46 -- Collison just misses a bunny to stay scoreless in the second half. RS is hating life right now.

8:49 -- UCLA up 8 as Afflalo scores again. JS must be mentally retarded. Commercial time.

8:55 -- Really long commercial breaks lately. However, none of our commercials have aired. Now, the group is discussing which animated character is the hottests of all time. Jasmine from Alladin is the consensus #1, with one anonymous member advocating Nala from Lion King. Time to move on.

8:58 -- Collison breaks his scoring drought with a contested 28-footer as the shot clock expires. However, JP jumps into the game with Russell Robinson.

9:05 -- Robinson gets fouled, hits one of two. 11 Points. Chalmers continues to shit the bed. Also, the group is now openly rooting against HD and his Bruins.

9:06 -- Robinson just drew two fouls in about 15 seconds. He now has four and JP is in danger of the foul out rule.

9:07 -- Madness during the game. CM: "WHAT IS AFFLALO DOING?!" Collison to the line. Hits both, 12 points. CM questions the authority of the call by RS.

9:10 -- Rush scores two more points, 18 total.

9:11 -- Afflalo gets fouled...one and one. JS really excited about 24 and 25 coming up. First: good. Misses the second.

9:12 -- Kansas misses a bunny, game is pretty much over. Collison hits the first foul shot. And the second. RS gives all 27 drinks to CM.

9:13 -- Wright cleans up some garbage, 8 points total. Game still over.

9:15 -- CM makes a new rule. If your player gets Player of the Game, you give out ten drinks. Rush is named it, and he gives them to RS. Then, JS gives his ten to CM for Afflalo.

9:18 -- Prince A Moute finishes the game with a dunk. UCLA 68, Kansas 55. My bracket is right, my pick is wrong. OC is now up 3 games on me with 5 left in the Tournament. Not looking good. Chalmers sucks so much I can't even write about him. What a loser.

Great time watching the games today. Back tomorrow for Sunday picks.